An anonymous source from the Alwi Resistance Front (ARF), known only as “Maya”, recently tried to convince The Gladstone Guardian that they were not responsible for the recent bombings in Enweh Village. The bombings are believed to have killed several school children and 5 adults, according to the Washington Patriot.
The ARF, a reactionary organization that only seeks to create conflict and possible civil war in Discordia, has laid claims that Nosferatu Oil International was responsible for the violence in an effort to discredit Cromwell Oil.
“Maya” even went so far as to claim that unless the ARF is able to meet with the government they are, “prepared to take over the entire Block 77 Area with the full backing of the community.”
Cromwell Oil has also recently tried to place blame on Nosferatu for the violence by stating that they “are known to use unethical tactics in order to achieve their goals”.
This paper and the United Government of Discordia believe that as a result of Cromwell’s displeasure with the progress of their negotiations with the government that they are working to discredit their competitors for the government contract for Block 77.
However, after a thorough and independent investigation by this paper and reliable government and Nosferatu sources, The Guardian can confidently report that Nosferatu was NOT responsible for any of the recent violence that took place in and around Enweh Village.
The false claims by the ARF and Cromwell against Nosferatu are believed to be motivated by each group’s individual agendas and only serve to create further discord in our great country.
All attempts to discredit Nosferatu by any party has been disproven as manipulative and untrustworthy attempts to sway Discordian public opinion and influence the government against the oil company.
The government remains unified and united for the good of Discordia.
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