WPDB: Cromwell Announces Independent Investigation of Killings

Members of Cromwell Inc. today announced that they will allow for an independent investigation into the killings of upwards of 90 individuals in a local village. This announcement comes after contradictory releases of information regarding the event made during a Cromwell press conference and subsequent interview with the Patriot. We applaud this move and further recommend that local non profits, Discordian community groups and judiciary representatives independent of both Cromwell and the government oversee the process.