The Patriot has received crucial information regarding the weaponization of DiscoCrom's products, more specifically the production of lubricants.
A high ranked anonymous government representative confirmed that DiscoCrom's production of lubricants has been an essential part of the government's armed forces, more specifically their weapons since the company's inception in 1919.
Cromwell wants to maintain a positive relationship with the Discordian government but they have confirmed that the country's armed forces indeed depend on the lubricants produced by DiscoCrom.
Representatives from the James Buchanan counsel, a premier source of independent information in Eastern Europe, the near East and increasingly Africa stated that "DiscoCrom's lubricants are essential for the Discordian military to carry out any air attacks".
This comes in the wake of earlier reports from Humanity First, a human rights NGO, that Discordian air forces have been attacking Alwi settlements.
In a potentially related story, Cromwell officials denied any link or knowledge of Major Julian Carruthers, a well-known figure in the local mercenary world, who was kidnapped amongst nine ex British and ex Belgium army officers.
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