Friday, February 20, 2009

Breaking News!

The Guardian (3:33 PM)
The Guardian can report that representatives from the non governmental organization Verdant Green have been ejected from the country at the requested of the Gangor Delta Axis. Representatives from Gangor Delta have confiscated the visas of Verdant Green becuase they were being "diruptive to the public order" "insulting to our business partners" and "damaging your international reputation" and "showing disrespect to Discordia and its people" and "blocking roads."
The Gangor Delta stateman reported that "as a country that has recently emerged from civil war, we value very highly public order and foreign direct investment," in order to maintain peace and security and respect for Distoria and for the actors involved. Government representatives denied the government has moved to tighter control, but "that particular NGOs have "broken" our laws" and indicated the presence of other NGOs as evidence of the country's opennes."This organization has disrupted public stability."
A spokesperson has issued the following statement : "We ask the government to understand that the protests were not directed at them. We are attacking Cromwell oil and their inability to build. They only destroy."

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