THE PROTECTOR: CONCERT CANCELED BY GOVERNMENT [4:11]

THE PROTECTOR: CONCERT CANCELED BY GOVERNMENT [4:11]

The long-awaited concert by Miley Cirus and visit by Matt and Casey Damon has been cancelled by the Discordian government, says Verdant.

Miley says: "I'm heartbroken that my concert has been canceled. I truly feel that this oil project is detrimental to the Discordian people and animals, and I am heartbroken that the Discordian government has decided to handle things this way."

Matt Damon: "I'm disgusted by the despicable behavior of Cromwell and the Discordian elites. I hope for hte best and I will continue to fight from home. I welcome a global community to write letters to your governments and to the UN requesting that the Discordian government welcome Verdant future back into the country for their own long-term good."

Though this concert may seem like a small deal, The Protector feels it is an ominous suppression--especially on top of Verdant's expulsion--by the country, and may lead to a worse future.