Saturday, February 21, 2009

DISCROCROM EMPLOYEES MOVE TO GOVERNMENT

The government confirms that as of 11:40AM this morning, two former Chief Executives of DiscoCrom have resigned their posts and are now in the employ of the Unified Government of Discordia.

According to the former DiscoCrom employees, they made this move because Cromwell International sold DiscoCrom to Nosferatu without informing DiscoCrom management. Said one former CEO, “We refuse to work under the aegis of Nosferatu, and to that end have joined the Discordian Government.”

They have been brought on by the Ministers of Defense and Finance to work in the capacity of Chief Coordinator of Oil and Gas Development.

The government is pleased to have them on board.

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